|Handlebar Mustache Sun-Staches – $6.99
Letâ€™s get one thing straight. Mustaches get things done. Look at all the greatest go-getters of history. Theodore Roosevelt, Wyatt Earp, Burt Reynolds. All of them had a great mustache. But maybe you just werenâ€™t born with good facial hair growing genes, or perhaps youâ€™re a woman and you just canâ€™t get that handlebar mustache going. Never fear. These Sun-Staches have a wicked handlebar mustache attached right to them, so you never have to worry about your facial hair problems again. The mustache is even made out of plastic, so you donâ€™t have to worry about trimming it or anything like that!